FLAMING GOAT COCK
The flaming goat cock is a creature of great mystery. Is it a goat cock on fire? The cock of a very, very gay goat? A fiery rooster belonging to a goat? We can only wonder. What we do know is that the flaming goat cock has inadvertently become our clan mascot, and thus is treated with much love and respect. We suggest that you admire and worship the flaming goat cock, and good things will come to you.
Disclaimer: We here at the Garden of Earthly Delights are not responsible for any unpleasant side effects related to misuse of the flaming goat cock. The flaming goat cock should not be taken internally. Machine wash in cold water, hang to dry, iron on low heat. Disassemble your clovers before use. The flaming goat cock may or may not cause a burning sensation in your ears, tongue, and genitals, blurry vision, urges to kill the hermit, constipation, death, or one or more cows in the Naughty Sorceress' tower. Remove all wrappings before use. Eat your vegetables, they're good for you. Any complaints about the flaming goat cock can be kmailed to FlamingGoatCock (#729386). All kmails will be ignored, doused in hot and sour sauce, and cooked at the wok of ages. Hot coffee is hot. There is no sex in the champagne room. The flaming goat cock is guaranteed to make good things come to you. Not a guarantee. Guarantee void in Tennessee, Quebec, and Belgium. The Garden of Earthly Delights clearly needs a life.